I got your "umbrella" right HERE!
by tbanarchy Every year around Christmas time we get yet another lecture from-who else!-the PCers about what Christmas songs THEY find "offensive" for whatever reason.
I was butt-naked when I wrote this piece. (No sh!t!)
Man, this is some thrilling sh!t!
I got your Dark Side right HERE!
My year on Commaful can be summed up in ONE word: "offensive"! (Or was it BOOBS?)
Yes, in case you haven't figured it out by now, this IS a parody of Star Wars: The Last Jedi! (You're welcome!)
Roger Ebert I am most definitely NOT!