I shall probably regret this
What should I say? It's weird and lazy writing BUT sometimes it's funny. To some people.
Hold on to your Morals!
(Art by George Condo)
My hair is silver with touches of purple green and blue. It's my birthday hair for tomorrow :)
I stole one of Donald Trump's credit cards five years ago. I spent ten million dollars and prison was where I had to go.
Expert advice on what not to text! :)
Warning, some mildly crude humor.
Her name is Chun Li and she first appeared in Street Fighter II.
I like to go online, and pick fights, with the trolls.
Something a little different.
If asshole is considered explicit, this piece contains explicit language.
Hmm, presenting another fairytale revised... It's a bit lame but worth a try.. Spent a lotta effort; looking for some substantial criticism! Cheers!
As children, when Lucy pulled away the football, it was cute. Back then I could laugh about it and I didn't give a hoot.
An attempt at a funny poem.
Nancy Wheeler finds herself facing a demogorgon and finds some unlikely heroes coming to her rescue.
Another inspirational poem to continue with the #GodHumanTalk Series. This has amalgamated flavors of comedy, fiction and then an eventual lesson. Hope you enjoy!
Existential questions at the border of a bridge.
A poem about my cat deciding that my bed isn't good enough for her anymore. No matter how much it hurts, I always take her back.
My stepson is so stupid that he was busted by the cops. It all happened when the damn idiot stole from Gamestop.