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Note to all ARMYs

Eat like jin sleep like yoongi

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TH: what mouse walks on two legs?

JK: idk TH: Mickey mouse, idiot

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Jungkook: how tf did u get into an accident?

Hoseok: so there was this deer on the road, but yoongi didnt see it Hoseok: so i said "yoongi, deer!"

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BTS in the shower (again)

Jin: scrub all the germs away *whispers* filthy peasants. Jimin: can someone help me turn on the water i cant reach it

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Yoongi: walks into the kitchen

Jin: nO TAE PLEASE DONT EAT THE TOASTER Yoongi:

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Tae: [does something cute]

JK: Taehyung ur such a baby Tae: Really?

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Tae: pours water on Jimin

JIMIN: wtf bro TAE: im helping u grow

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JK's Date: I really like your shirt

JK: Thanks *remembers girls like bad boys* i stole it *remembers girls also like good guys* from an old man i was helping walk across the street. JK's Date: oh...

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Taehyung: [screams seeing a spider]


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YG: i don't get it why everyone loves jimin

TH: it's cuz- YG: i mean, i know he's sexy

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Jin: i just want to be called cute 23/4

Joon: why not 24/7? Jin: snack breaks.

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Things BTS will never say:

Suga: I don't want to sleep, i want to go outside and socialize! *with a smile* RM: I just bought this very-fragile glass vase and filled it with jams for jimin. *does elegance to the max*

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[Tae in a horror movie]

Killer: open the door right now! Taehyung: no, where are your manners?

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Jungkook on his phone

JK: huh TH: what is it?

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NJ: [knocks on jk's door]

JK: oh shit NJ: *walks in*

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Jimin: *Thinks of ideas on how to ask jungkook out*

Jimin: I have it!!! Jimin: Hey, kook.

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Dude. what if

you, like, had all your ships decided and stuff. what would that feel like

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Taehyung: ur cute

Jungkook: no ur cute Taehyung: noooo ur cute

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