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tipsie Gifted Writer Okay but my oppa is better than your's.

Note to all ARMYs

Eat like jin sleep like yoongi

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tipsie Gifted Writer Okay but my oppa is better than your's.

Yoonmin Sleeping

Jimin: i can't sleep, hyung Yoongi: Well

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tipsie Gifted Writer Okay but my oppa is better than your's.

YG: who the fuck ate my food i will fucking ki-

JM: *whispers* i did hyung im sorry YG: Kiss you and give you hugs. do you want more jiminie? hyung will buy you any treat you want

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tipsie Gifted Writer Okay but my oppa is better than your's.

TH: what mouse walks on two legs?

JK: idk TH: Mickey mouse, idiot

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Jin: *is feeling left out bc he got kicked out of the gc by yoongi*

Namjoon: *walks into jins room* hey are u alright? Jin, mumbling: no, im half left

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Jungkook: how tf did u get into an accident?

Hoseok: so there was this deer on the road, but yoongi didnt see it Hoseok: so i said "yoongi, deer!"

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Yoongi: Mirror, Mirror, on the wall, who's the prettiest man of all?

Mirror: You, of cours- Yoongi: Wrong! it's Jimin. Better luck next time.

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JK: [bugs Jimin]

JM: stop it before i smack your coconut head JK: like you can reach it

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BTS in the shower (again)

Jin: scrub all the germs away *whispers* filthy peasants. Jimin: can someone help me turn on the water i cant reach it

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Yoongi: walks into the kitchen

Jin: nO TAE PLEASE DONT EAT THE TOASTER Yoongi:

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Tae: [does something cute]

JK: Taehyung ur such a baby Tae: Really?

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Tae: pours water on Jimin

JIMIN: wtf bro TAE: im helping u grow

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JK's Date: I really like your shirt

JK: Thanks *remembers girls like bad boys* i stole it *remembers girls also like good guys* from an old man i was helping walk across the street. JK's Date: oh...

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Jin: me and namjoon have the kind of love where we finish eachother's-

Namjoon: sentences Jin: don't interrupt me

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BTS: *cancels s.k. tour cuz of coronavirus*

Me: *is only affected by the fact that there won't be as many fancams* K-Armys: *flips table* I TRUSTED YOU

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Shooketh by the IQ

RM: You thought you just did something, didn't you? Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but numerous sentences could be constructed without employing the first letter of the English lexicon. JK:

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BTS: *releases collab with lauv called 'who'


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Taehyung: [screams seeing a spider]


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