Laughing My Ass Off

@tenas29

i love laughing



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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
*wakes up in the middle of the night, sweating*
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
friend: did you get her diagnosis?
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
Two bananas in a field, running towards each other in slow motion before engaging in a tight embrace
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
DEVIL: I'M HERE TO TAKE YOU TO THE DEPTHS OF HELL TO BURN FOREVER!
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
me: in preschool, the teacher had us write our favorite color and i accidentally wrote "red" instead of "green"
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
me: so?
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
[playing connect 4 with odin]
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
god: *angrily looking down at earth*
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
her: it's pill-ow!
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
bank robber: all right
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
[EMOJI TRANSLATIONS]
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
eleanor roosevelt: harry, why do you keep adding "-io" at the end of random words
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
To the tune of the golden girls theme song
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
her: it's kind of appropriate that the EAGLES are playing the PATRIOTS in these troubled political times
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
her: for all intensive purposes, i'd say its a doggy dog world out their, and, irregardless of how you live you're life, you might end up with carpool tunnel syndrome or assburgers or oldtimers
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
Live life to the fullest
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
ME: And I anoint you with this oil to bless you
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
*crosses out "7th bday party" on a VHS label*
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
Mike Pence: i did it again
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Laughing My Ass Off . 5 years ago
Dearest Rebekkah,
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