Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months!
A short poem (filled with pretty bad food puns) for my nonexistent lover. Thanks to @stadarooni for giving me the idea for this!
Just a few dumb greek jokes.
A lot of dumb jokes...
Comment if you want more
so i started off with an essence (first attempt) in the beginning, followed by a poem about the delight a person can have from lies
If you ever meet this girl. Marry her. Immediately. The best Harry Potter Puns I've ever seen. I'm dead lmao
Existential questions at the border of a bridge.