Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months!
A short poem (filled with pretty bad food puns) for my nonexistent lover. Thanks to @stadarooni for giving me the idea for this!
Existential questions at the border of a bridge.
If you ever meet this girl. Marry her. Immediately. The best Harry Potter Puns I've ever seen. I'm dead lmao
A poem for my sister. (Inspired by today's prompt: happiness. Oh, and I make the 'best' Greatest Showman joke. Don't hate me :D)