I noticed that Commaful doesn't have a crime fighter yet So here I am Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar? They each got six months!
Humans suck. Credit to the original creator. i am vaster than the sky above me. panic- i needed a description, so i attempted to write one myself. "I'll never be satisfied"???????? I'll NeVER be SATISFIED????
Some crack/satire(?) I started when I was 14. Is offensive. Lol. Did you really think it wouldn't be? I even made sure grammar and punctuation was imperfect for more impact.