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Americans are actually a high-tier pokémon

thanks pikachu thanks decline and fall of the roman empire you taught me everything i needed to knew

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no phones have comic sans as the one with pizazz

this is how you go from comic sans to suicide

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The elderly should be drawn and quartered

i would never lie to you, and i never have. promise.

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or kill me now or kill him for touching me

in this life there are many beginnings but only one shaq fu

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In case I die, I have tons of pussy

a try-p-tych in three parts

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Wtf sick joke is using hunts ketchup for these fries

gert7 taught realgert7 everything he knows (text by realgert7 chatbot by lotic images by google fu)

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