The magical bus got totally wrecked by the force of gravity. It crumpled and then light erupted from all the cracks. The people ran away screaming for love. They just wanted some love but Holy Holy w...
The plastic rap on the mug was dirty. I tore it and then hugged a girl nice and slow, just to reveal to you how much of a MAN I am. "Let her go! Screamed Borat, from the balcony. "Take your hands of...
My grandfather was shot so many times by his pupils. They got on the tables and just shot him full of holes. He screamed like the captain of a sinking ship and waved a white flag of surrender .The kid...
Here is some pain in my chest. Not that painful, but just a very real feeling. It's solid. I've got a body. I know it. Do you? You can feel it too? I'm not saying you gotta love or hate it or whatever...
The Lizard King rounded up all the players of the hockey team and made them lick a piece of coal. That's how they summoned good luck. Then they got inspired by last months magazines about home decor....