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kaiwhite Gifted Writer I post a new funny story everyday!!

Trouble on the Enterprise

Captain Kirk was sitting on the bridge with the rest of the crew of the SS Enterprise. They were coming up on a strange planet. It looked just like a baby's face... "Spock- can you, please tell us t...

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Controversial Opinion on Penguins

I was watching the news yesterday. The host was talking about the animal kingdom and how 'human beings are the most narcissistic creature to ever walk the earth.' I thought about that statement for ...

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Tragedy of the Lawn

Once the grass stopped growing. It was sometime last summer. I remember when I heard the news. I remember that moment very clearly because I had just gotten a box of liquor delivered in the mail and w...

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Morning Surprise

I was going for a walk the other day. The sun was out and the birds were chirping from the branches. All I had with me was an ice coffee in my right hand, and that was all I needed. I took a small ...

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The Pilgrims

The family of three had been walking for 5 days when they finally reached a cliff over looking a vast valley. They could hardly believe that it was real. "We've arrived!" Sings the daughter. "I neve...

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I Dreamt That I Was An Astronaut

Last night I had a dream that I was an astronaut. I was preparing for a flight to space. It's hard to describe the feeling that I had in the dream. It was a bit of excitement mixed in with some terror...

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My Idea of Fun

Do you think this is fun for me? Writing these little stories? Do you really think I'm enjoying doing this? Let me tell you what my idea of fun is. I would rise from bed and not open my eyes.

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My Struggle

I woke up today in a bad mood. I went on a run and it was painful. I really complained to myself as my running shoes connected with the concrete. I didn't go quite as far as I normally go because my w...

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Hole In The Wall

I don't know what to write about. I have hit a wall. I now have writer's block. I am very sad about this because I am only 15 days into my challenge of writing every day for a year! There's just nothi...

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Do You Like the Smell of Your Nose?

Do you ever find that you don't like the way the inside of your nose smells? This is a constant problem for me. I'm always frustrated about this. It's not that it smells bad, it's just that is has thi...

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