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Some Meaning Please!

"Once I'd actually thrown a piece of rock at the wall. It doesn't even matter though. I feel like you don't care. I'm not sure what it is I'm doing that is boring you, so I'm just gonna go for a walk ...

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Cocaine

I'm so full from lunch that I can hardly keep my eyes open. It's so frustrating. I just wanna sleep now. This is not working. From now on I'm only going to eat asparagus for lunch. That way I'll have...

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Turkey's Dinner

I was running today and I actually saw a turkey on the boardwalk. I went up to him and asked if I could eat him for dinner. "Absolutely not!" He responded. "I have to be at work very early tomorrow! I...

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Please Rain

I'm so curious to know whether or not it's gonna rain. I hope that it does. I hope that it starts to pour and that everyone just freaks the heck out and runs for cover. II would feel so cozy in the h...

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The Sand Licker

So I had no other option than to just throw the entire bucket of sand at the boys head. I knew that he'd probably get hurt, but hey, sometimes you need a big bucket of sand tossed at your face. That's...

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Crawling

It was only once I'd stopped to look around me that I noticed how dark it had become. No one seemed concerned by this at all. No one seemed to be scared- I was surprised by that. I jumped up onto a l...

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Someone's Smashing the Plates!

It was the middle of the night when I suddenly heard the sound of banging pots. I jumped out of bed and ran down the stairs. I was sure that someone had broken in and was trying to destroy my kitch...

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Learning How to Skin a Trout

I was raking the leaves and thinking about how just yesterday I was in high school. I was amazed by how quickly the time had gone by. I started to panic, and so I threw down my rake and marched up th...

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The Boy Who Does Taxes

Halfway up the mountain I came across a little boy with big red cheeks. He was doing his taxes. "Little boy!" I said. "Are you good at doing taxes?"

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Guaymas

Our boat trips always started and finished at the boat yard in Guaymas. It was probably the cheapest spot to leave our boat when we were away. Guaymas is a city on the east side of the Sea of Cortex. ...

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