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penny
penny Silver Comma I live for life

Why is 'potato' always used negatively in phrases?

but seriously....why?

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tbanarchy
tbanarchy Gifted Writer Sometimes serious, mostly snarky author.

My Ode To Boobs (Or: Thanks For The Mammaries!)

I've said this before but I think it goes without saying that please DON'T read this if you are an easily "offended" person. Thanks again!

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lisa
lisa Commabassador Cats

The Problems With Being Ridiculously Good Looking

moral of the story, be average looking

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marlenaleicest2
marlenaleicest2 Book Blogger and love writer

Grammar never was my gift

but still it turns me on when someone knows whether they are laying me By Just 4 Thought https://just-4-thought.tumblr.com/

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jenellopiecruz
jenellopiecruz the name's jen. 21. I write bad poetry.

Fruitless

I welcomed you like a snowman welcomes the sun The warmth felt so amazing and new

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pocoyoterror
pocoyoterror Gender: Boy. Anne Frank: Sassy.

Beth's Wish

A poem about a girl and her ghastly wish.

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homer
homer Community member

Ode to donuts

I love donuts Mmmm donuts

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marlenaleicest2
marlenaleicest2 Book Blogger and love writer

A Noiseless Patient Spider

A noiseless patient spider, I marked where on a promontory it stood isolated, By Walt Whitman

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lyndeegon
lyndeegon aspiring writer

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living...

There was a man in Bulgaria who drove a train for a living. He loved his job, driving a train had been his dream ever since he was a child. One of my favorite jokes of all time. Source: madazzahatter ...

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marlenaleicest2
marlenaleicest2 Book Blogger and love writer

Straight Boys

My socks are up high. My Nike’s are sick. By Jared Grumney

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connbettine
connbettine Writing Coach

Broken Skiis

to the tune of Jingle Bells Source: Bryan https://writeyourpassion.tumblr.com/post/156903320260/broken-skiis

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roryviolarory
roryviolarory Community member

I remember a time we laughed together

I remember a time we laughed together; I remember a time we cried. From https://globblog.tumblr.com/post/156788053351/i-remember-a-time-we-laughed-together-i-remember

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