What's your favourite magical creature?

I feel like I have to say something evil otherwise you lot will start thinking I am turning soft

Wait

Now now everyone,

Who's the best DADA teacher?

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I am Lord Voldemort

WHY DO YOU MUGGLES ALL THINK I AM LIVING UNDER TRUMP'S WIG?

Admit it:

Found you some friends Umbridge

I feel like I don't know my Death Eaters well enough

All of the little love I have in me to Last Vegas, where this idiot of a Muggles took a lot of innocent lives

This 4 idiots died trying to save an overrated, smelly boy

Vote for a Death Eater

Why win an Oscar when you can win a Dark Lord?

So

Are you all being nasty children and spending Christmas in your phones?

Definition of "Christmas spirit":

YOU'RE the only human I like!

Good morning, werewolves