Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY)

@sluttyrey

Mature content -- 18+ only. Star Wars



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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Look I’m glad Kylo’s alive as a result but like— how tf did Padmé let Anakin hit it? Like?
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
The force is very useful when it comes to sex
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Ben was showing me an old archive filled with pictures of Anakin and his master
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Ben decided to be nice and cook dinner for me tonight as a romantic gesture
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
*looks around to make sure no one is watching*
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Why does EVERYONE want me to have a child? I don’t even need parents to feel nagged about “producing offspring”
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
I am confusion
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
It’s Christmas Eve
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
You know, I know Ben is new to this whole “romance” idea, but COME ON boy
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
You know, you’d think after spending so many years on Jakku, I’d get used to not having access to water
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Never use the force with a headache
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
What you missed in the throne room scene with Snoke, is that when Ben flicked his fingers to cut him in half, the motion also made me orgasm at the same time
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
I have a headache right now, and Luke’s remedy was to drink some green space cow milk
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
The other day when Ben and I forcetimed, I noticed a bottle of lotion next to his bed
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Sooooo Ben had the balls to forcetime me awake AT 5:00 AM, saying he was scared because 20 porgs were watching him sleep in his room
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
I woke up next to Ben this morning to find a small pool of blood under me on the bedsheets
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Well, my back is busted for the next few nights
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
You know, I was never one to make dirty jokes
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Ben and I would like to officially announce our adoption of all the porgs and “crystal critters” of the galaxy
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Slutty Rey (18+ ONLY) . 6 years ago
Alright now I’m pissed
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