He stared back with his cold, blood red eyes and said, solemnly, "Settle down son

- Ah? Attads, friend

"Boy, you don't want this movie", the old man said

Shrek Jr

"DONKEH" sherk yelled thru hiz slimey green teeth

He loved Shrek deeply, even though he bothered him all the time

[unique and funny fics

Shrek: OH what a load of shit! (picks up Fiona's entire hospital bed

In an overtly cartoony fashion, the two began tearing down the slope

Shrek loicked a barrel