All the single ladies!

For a minute today I thought I had the force

*In Jedi Academy*

C3PO just told me the odds of me and Finn getting together

I’m worried about Rey

Hey Kylie, remind me why you’re so bitter?

What do you mean that’s not how the force works?

Finn and I went to the rodeo on the weekend

I put the hot in Hoth

Thunder

I will go up to the high-waisted pant man and say, “Hello

Me: “The binary sunsets are really beautiful tonight

Thunder

My starship is incomplete, I’m missing a tail FINN

The difference between being Finn’s girlfriend and girl friend is a little space we call the friendzone

Time for some of that good old-fashioned techie humour!

Kylo got friendzoned by Rey so he went and murdered a bunch of people

Hey yah know how in maths,

I adore General Organa, but she sucks at relationships

Another Valentine’s Day past