1.The turnip caught my blink with its silver eye. I was standing in my dojo thinking about how awesome Cobra Kai was. He had a sword. I had the ability to lower his IQ by 50 points by kissing him. The...

The little town was so excited because Spiderman was coming as part of the new upscale travelling petting zoo. All of the children wanted to pet Spiderman's supple body.

I sometimes try to suck my teeth down my throat. I never succeed, which is good. I don't want to succeed, no one wants to succeed in an endeavor like that. However, I did succeed one time. This is ...

Vegetable

Joe, Cale, and Freddie slowly approached the rotating cow that contained all the love in the world. For years, there had been no love in the world.

I am at a bank. Chase bank.

All the brads in my village are going to the ball, but none of them will take me. I don't know why they won't take me.

An absurd sci-fi story.

Sometimes, I get into this zone where I can't focus on anything except the liquid flowing through the muscles in my head and my focus creates a kind of itchy tension around my skull. Don't know if it'...

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Tell me if you find a portal to that delicious-smelling dimension. I'll be looking, too.

Not sure how I feel about this, but I’m posting it anyway. I know teachers aren’t getting fired due to the pandemic (online teaching and so forth) but I wanted an absurd kind of atmosphere. A group...

Pigs, ecstasy, and Bob Seger.