"Banana dances? What are those?"

yep, it's the darkest timeline

good ol' "feelings about the news"

just warming up

I wrote this a few months before I quit smoking. WARNING: Possible smoking triggers.

How are those unit tests running sweet tenderness?

From Sept. 2017. Please excuse the "thees" and "twasses", was reading some Shakespeare at time of writing.

A chronology of tangerine administration

An old poem about a CGI umbrella. Republished to fix typo.

small Honda turtled exploding finger magic just horsin' around Source: riverfr0zen self

Probably NSFW. Curse words. This is kind of a long story--an old story from probably 2008 or so. Adapted to the commaful format, hopefully makes you smile at the very least (or possibly become angry a...

What if you wake up and are rendered as only a leg?

This is a story I wrote a long time ago, in college. Thought it might be amusing to apply imagery to it. I was one of only two people in a large room full of computers, probably *very* early in the mo...