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Keep Praying

If you believe that voter fraud occurred during this election, keep praying and have faith. I know that it looks hopeless.

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My Baby Doll - Part III

It was six months ago today when you drew your final breath. When I found you in my kitchen, I learned about your death.

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How To Never Have To Wait In Lines

I want to share a story of mine. It's about how to never have to wait in lines.

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Indiana Jones and The Temple Of Dumb

My cousin is as dumb as he can be. His IQ score is only twenty-three.

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I Don't Have High Hopes For The New Year

As I sit in my house, I feel despair and even fear. I'm afraid that for me it won't be a good New Year.

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My Dick Is a Dog

I lost my wiener because my ex-wife cut off my log. And the doctor had to replace my dick with a dog.

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Dawn Wells Death

Something bad has happened, we've lost Dawn Wells. Her friends and family must be going through Hell.

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The Last Day Of The Year

2020 is about to end, it's the last day of the year. During the last 366 days, there has been much fear.

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White Christmas

We got a white Christmas here in Bean Station, Tennessee. It's probably been over 30 years since we last got a white Christmas.

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Santa Gone Bad

It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, Santa stole all of my stuff and he ran off with my spouse.

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