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I Beat Up A GameStop Employee

I got in big trouble one day when I went to to the mall to shop. I beat the crap out of one of the employees at Gamestop.

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Frustrating Cow

I saw a man crying... when he bought two shopping carts of groceries.

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My Brother Chopped Off His Hand

Some agree with what my brother did but others don't understand. Something bad happened and he decided to cut off his right hand.

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Electrocuted By a Power Line

(Sadly, this is a true story) He was trying to do a good deed and he died.

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When it came to my existence, you and Mom were my creators. But Mom died in March of 2013 and you died four months later.

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Zombies Ate My Neighbors

When I say Zombies ate my neighbors, I'm not talking about a video game. Zombies ate my neighbors and I'm one of the Zombies who is to blame.

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Sick of Shoplifters

I'm getting sick of the people who come to my store to shop. They come here and try to steal and I have to call the cops.

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My Son Lied His Ass Off

My wife died and I was the only parent that my son had. But he decided to get me in trouble because he was mad.

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The Birth of Mario

Mario Mario is one of the most iconic video game characters of all time, but some people may not know how he came about. Donkey Kong was the first game that Mario starred in. But at the time, he wasn'...

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Video Games In Heaven

When I go to Heaven, it won't be as great if there are no video games. It will still be a wonderful place to live but it won't be the same.

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