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My name is Vanessa (people just call me Ness) and I have spent the last year working in a lab doing orthopedics research at a big university where I am also a senior undergraduate student. I am 21, at...

I've started dating this extremely attractive man and part of the appeal of dating him isn't just how attracted I am to him, which I am, but also how attractive he is to other women. When he enters a ...