I'm not listening, I've heard it all before Based on real events

My generalized anxiety #pleasedonttagme lol

I was born in China Macao, I got my first job there.

Why did Jesus Christ arrive 3 days late?

It's funny, I'm as far away from being 16 as I am from being forty... And I was 16 just yesterday.

I'm Not sure if I'm an introvert, the rest of my life keeps flashing beyond my eyes. I got heinous relationships problems and confidence issues, I've been so held up in my past that that's what identi...

None of my actual views on euthanasia are depicted here, this is meant to be a joke. As for any comment that might seem offensive, I guarantee you that it was not intended to be so. I respect every ra...

I wrote this when I was feeling quite suicidal, as I was getting clean from a series of years of meth and alcohol abuse. The hardest part of getting clean is facing all the shit you've done to the one...

...Still, I'm feeling like the king of the world cuz i had one hour of inspiration and wrote this whole shit, skipping some words and assuming you people get the meaning. And by meaning I don't mean ...