an Attempt of sorts

The average phone book is four inches thick and weighs five pounds

It got real, I’m sorry (trigger warning)

Petty

Look at me

This one is a bit long so sorry about that, I want to show that people can change and that everything will eventually be okay Just hang in there <3

Guilty pleasure

and in front of Simon, the Lord of the Flies hung on his stick and grinned

Double Entendre

Don’t be a coward

Love shouldn’t hurt