Best Dans, ranked:

[middle school]

[working at a restaurant]

[from jail]

me: tbh im about to lose my temper

me: remember when I gave you a ride home from school last week

me: we named our dog after my grandma

[after one mild success]

me: you got fired from the Chevy dealership already? Why?

[dinner with friends]

me: for my first wish

[wearing fig leaves for the first time]

[doing jumping jacks]

[polishing my nails]

her: let's eat a ton of food this afternoon

her: omg is that superman

gf: how was your test

[from the living room]

dentist: ok which car is the target

[job interview]