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QUICK GREEN BEANS -- EZ! SIMPLE STEPS

Saw some weird ad whilst browsing the web. Thought it would be fun to type something up related to the subject, so I set up a 10 minute timer and turned out this little number. Gotta love easy green b...

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Obsession

A heavily revised version of something I posted in a collab, a long time ago. About someone who discovers a very peculiar obsession. Features heavy violence, gore, and self-harm. Not for everyone.

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Orange Sky

A man has a quiet moment of reflection in the face of impending doom. Mild language warning. Also: I HAST RETURNETH!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!

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Things that Go Bump Collab

That's right folks, the collab is finally out! I got submissions from 5 authors, which I have to say far exceeded my expectations. Every author is tagged below. Go read their stuff!

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Things That Go Bump Collab [CLOSED]

Introducing the Things That Go Bump collab! Submit stories in the comments below. I look forward to your submissions :)

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Vending Machine

A man orders food from an exotic vending machine.

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By Design

A story for "design", about an android in a small room. Enjoy!

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Ghost

May be a TW. Feeling a bit depressed so I typed up a story. Please, if you are ever considering suicide, don't. You are important and valued by many. Thank you for reading.